So… I Lived


I didn’t get to make breakfast or anything (while cleaning the stove my mom put a flammable substance on it because of the wood stain that dripped on it from the cabinets). But yeah… She was completely happy with the clean house! It had been completely in shambles due to a kitchen remodeling, but now our home is like  a home again.. Not a construction warehouse! Sorry this is so ridiculously short, but I’m about to write another post, that will be quite cool, so check it out!

I Forgot to Take Out the Trash


HOLY CRAP.

HOLY CRAP, HOLY CRAP, HOLY MOTHER-FATHER CRAP!

I FORGOT TO TAKE THE FREAKING TRASH OUT! OMG! OMG! OMG! Our cans were full.. but I completely forgot about them! OMG! I WOKE UP WHEN IT WAS TOO LATE TO DEAL WITH IT!  WHY?????? URGH!!!

You know what woke me up? THE FREAKING SOUND OF THE TRUCK AT THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BLOCK, COLLECTING THEIR TRASH! They only collect theirs after ours. And we have two FULL, past the brim, still quite under 15 lbs though, mother-father cans outside and now.. NOW WE MUST SUFFER UNTIL SUNDAY! WHILE RENOVATING!! WHY!!?? I’m only freaking out so much because my mother hinted at doing it last night and I planned on doing it after the dishes but they took me 45 minutes to do and I forgot T.T I hope I don’t get grounded. OH GOD! I hope mommy doesn’t get a fine or anything when we put out extra bags on Sunday night! OMG what if she gets upset? Or our back yard starts to smell? Oh goodness this is just awful. Awful! URGHHH!! I have $15 and I would have paid for  someone to come back here BUT THE COMPANY DOESN’T OPEN UNTIL AN HOUR AFTER PICK UP! WHAT THE HECK!? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO REQUEST TRASH TO MAKE A QUICK REVERSE??? Hah? I’m only 16 and I’m really ashamed that I forgot about it. I could seriously cry right now. OH MY GOD.

I’m gonna cry.

OH GOD I’M CRYING!

WHAT SHOULD I DO???

URGHHH!

I ONLY HAVE $15! Huhuhuhu

HUHUHUHUHUHUHUHU

This was a bad thing to wake up to 😦

I think… I think I might go hide in a hole for the rest of the day. Or the closet. Or suddenly have the urge to go outside. Or clean everything really, really nicely so mommy won’t be so angry. Yeah.. I’m gonna do that one…

RIGHT NOW. JUST.. CLEAN. And be super critical about the cleanliness level. She’ll love that. And I’ll cook breakkie.. Yeah.. Yeah.. Okay.. Okay.. Whooosaa. (I think my neighbors are throwing a fit because they missed the trash too.. Or maybe they’re angry about ours and decided to punch the wall o.o)…

BREATH GURL. BREATHE. Okay.. this is the new plan…

CLEAN UNTIL SPOTLESS.

GO MAKE PANCAKES AND BACON AND GRILLED SPINACH.

GIVE MOMMY FOOT MASSAGE.

SAY,”I totally forgot to take the trash out………”

And then do 36 mini-prayers while waiting for response. If I make it out alive… I’ll make another post later. OKAY! HWAITING!